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Don’t trust people who praise Ronald Reagan. They worship a man who abandoned America by turning into a skeleton to join the Bony Warrior Hordes of the Netherworld. In defiance of his treason, no president has since turned into a skeleton, it’s not a coincidence.

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My drafts consist entirely of jokes that I wrote at 3 am and put there because I wasn’t sure if they were actually funny or just 3 am funny, and huge-ass research posts on mundane subjects that I will never post because who the hell else wants to know about how the six California idea would hypothetically effect the electoral college, but I don’t want all the research I did to go to waste.

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gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

(via kingcheddarxvii)

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kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme


a challenger approaches









who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme

a challenger approaches

who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

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Jurassic Park: The Feather Cut, please.

(Source: bbc.com)

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burlybard:

Top six selfies so far this year

Let’s play two truths and a lie:

These are six different pictures, not just one copied and pasted six times.

They were each taken in a different month, and I replicated my pose, wardrobe, background water bottle and facial hair each time.

They were taken almost all at the same time by pressing the little camera icon on my laptop six times in rapid succession, creating the effect that they are one and the same but if you look at them carefully they are slightly different and the effect is a little creepy if you scroll through them quickly enough.

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I’ll never forgive the Moneyball movie for not finding a place for the real guy named Voros McCracken who played such a significant role in the book.

I mean his name is Voros McCracken.

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magemg:

what
WHAAAAATT

The very existence of Oculus Rift has just been validated and I need five

kingcheddarxvii:

magemg:

what

WHAAAAATT

The very existence of Oculus Rift has just been validated and I need five

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