- Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
- Cashier: Are you 18?
- Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
My birthday is on Canada Day. As a kid, I liked to look up my birthday on the calendar and see “Canada Day” listed underneath it. I thought it was an honor that out of all the birthdays it could have chosen, Canada chose my birthday to celebrate Canada Day.
Thanks, Canada. I am still honored to share my birthday with you.