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coolator:

No officer, you don’t understand! You put the gun in your hands, but you don’t pull the trigger. Why are you arresting me?? IT’S A METAPHOR!!!

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chirex asked: What is the purpose of putting pronouns on your description? That's a futile effort since the "SJ" movement is a dying fad that at best will only stay contained in the most ultra-liberal sectors of San Francisco coffee shops and dildo emporiums.

kingcheddarxvii:

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Laughing beauties - Porco Rosso & Princess Mononoke

They are now officially old friends who laugh about old times together over coffee all the time. These gifs have made it so.

"Hahaha, remember that time I shot a bunch of warriors, killed a whole army of giant boars and then decapitated a god?"

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  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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My birthday is on Canada Day. As a kid, I liked to look up my birthday on the calendar and see “Canada Day” listed underneath it. I thought it was an honor that out of all the birthdays it could have chosen, Canada chose my birthday to celebrate Canada Day.

Thanks, Canada. I am still honored to share my birthday with you.

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itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

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